oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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