I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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