forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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