I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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