We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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