btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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