haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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