I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Vodka?
Forever.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
