i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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