nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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