come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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