Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was CRYING into my vagina
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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