and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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