If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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