Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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