All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
no you cant smoke seaweed
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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