About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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