So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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