bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Life is so much better after having sex.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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