Your tits are I can't wait for
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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