i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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