How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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