He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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