yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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