Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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