dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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