I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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