You're my little dorito
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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