You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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