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Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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