Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize