Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
drinking out of a sandbucket again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The ass gains better be worth it
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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