About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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