May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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