She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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