ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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