I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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