WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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