I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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