Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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