It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's Friday. Sex?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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