Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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