I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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