google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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