And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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