So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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