I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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