After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
