So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
