I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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