This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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