If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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