dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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