After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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