how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
we should paint friendship bongs
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