i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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