I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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