Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
