Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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