What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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