ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
