i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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